What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What made you feel satisfied about your life today?

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is the Replika app, and how does it work?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.